Brian

Hi, I'm Brian. Spiffy name huh? Yeah...I don't think so either.

I'm a cool college kid nowadays, living it up at Western KY University. I lucked out and got a full ride ROTC scholarship, so i'm GETTING PAID to go to college. Be jealous, bitches :D After I grad I'll be a commisioned officer and if I do well enough, I'll be a pilot. hooah!

ANYways, I'm a goofy but laid back kind of guy. I'm not emo, not a prep, and don't really fit into any category...except my self-proclaimed fucking awesomeness category :D

I'm always in a good mood...I have no idea why, but I never really get upset about much of anything. I like listening and helping other people out with problems...I should probably be a psychiatrist, but thats boring, I wanna blow shit up! Only thing that really ticks me off is ignorant douchebags with no common sense, haha.

I'm pretty bright but dont act it. I am confident in all situations but not cocky about it. I enjoy laughing at my own and other's faults. If you're offended easily, you probably won't like me. If I dont like you, you'll kno because I'll seem boring and really quiet around you.

I enjoy: Randomly making up words, making an ass of myself in public places, chasing squirrels, girls that or more than just a pretty face, German & Italian food....or just food in general, wearing a hoodie, shorts, and flip flops, blasting classical music from my car and getting confused looks, partays, and...DRUGS, SEX, ANd ROCK N ROLL BITCHES! Well, not the drugs part, not my style.

If you have MSN, IM me at flyingmonkeyman@hotmail.com

Crazy and intresting new people. Anyone who is fun and not judgemental or narrow-minded. Theres not many things that bother me, but someone deciding they are going to "not like" or even hate someone else before they even try to talk to them is ridiculous.

I'd also like to meet a girl whos NOT a self-obsessed biatch who thinks all there is to life is: clothes, shopping, cell phones, getting drunk every night, ??? ty reality shows, and ridicuosly big sunglwhole es. Yeah....I've had some ??? ty relationships lately, haha.

But yeah, just a gal who loves to laugh, is intresting, and enjoys life to it's fullest.

Funny how the list of what I don't want is so long and what I want is so short, huh?

Interests
Swimming, runnning, watching tv, xbox, lifting, partying, roadtrips to the beach, ROTC, and of course, the ladies

See Spot Run.

"I can't see ??? , sir!"

Si Vis Pacem Parra Bellum.
If You Wish For Peace Prepare For War

Favorite Music Genres
Punk, Rock, Alternative
All Time Favorite Artists / Bands
List is too long...I pretty much like most rock, as long as it doesnt suck and isnt the screamo bullshit, haha.

Family Guy, the Siimpsons, and the Colbert Report. Steven Colbert is my idle, haha.

Austing Powers series...YEAH BABY!